- ...And someone is holding his arms over you, try a shot from behind your back; I was able to do it twice in a row!
- Never play on the blacktop in the summer...barefoot. It's really painful, but boy oh boy does water feel good afterwards!
- Never guard Royce when you're playing in flip-flops...he likes to step on them and almost make you fall.
- Never shoot an arrow straight into the air...with wind. It'll fly about 100 feet away from you and scare the living poo out of your brother and friend...who are downwind (it wasn't that much wind really...just alot way up in the air) and about 100 feet away.
- Never squeeze/drop your jamba juice cup UNLESS you want to pour it into another cup and share it with your friends.
- Hahaha, never make sharp turns on your first day of driving with a permit at 25 miles an hour with food in the back seat. It's a good way to spill Mexican sauces all over the wrong kinds of food.
- Never say hi to a talkative person when you know you don't have the time to talk.
- Never eat two corndogs and then go on the "Gravitron" four times in a row just to look for a pair of sunglasses you won at a 25 cent machine, but lost on the ride.
- When angry at a video game, never throw your controller or bang your mouse.
- Don't eat spaghetti/sloppy food during a test.
- Never go around camp after hours with someone who gets scared really easily.
- Never give a kid who barely touches guns a rifle that has no safety.
- Never eat "coacoa pebbles" cereal when you're sick.
- Never give someone the shotgun seat when he loves to DJ at full sound.
- Never talk about how girls can be at a boys' camp.
- Never walk up to a dog in the parking lot when you're scared for you life of it
- Never drive a tractor in or near the mud.
- Never make jokes where they won't get it and you'll just have to end up explaining the complete details of the joke and why it is funny when, by the time you're done, it isn't funny anymore because the moment has passed.
And last but not least.
- Never mix up your words when your family already presumes you've drank just a bit too much....
Toodles!
