You bring the whiskey, I'll bring the rest

Ok everyone. I've got news, Kat is gone; the reign of terror (or arguments, at least) is over for a couple of months!!! So it's time to party, we're doing it at the Dugyons* (they thought of the idea) on Friday* the 19th* at 7 PM* if you want to skip Youth Group.** Whoever is coming, bring a bottle of whiskey if you can. I'll bring the rest of the good stuff (I mean, the alcohol)* while the Dugyons supply us with the food*. It's going* to be a memorable for us all and it'll be the first happy party we've had in ages*! Hope to see you all there!

Damien***




* These are all lies
** All single *'s are copied from Strong Bad emails without permission.
***Basically this whole thing was from me being extremely bored

An Ode

To all those who wake up to those annoying mornings,
Thinking, hoping, looking with eager yearnings
That today wont be as bad, that the wind died down
So you may be able to breathe peacefully...rather than frown
At all the times you sneeze, at all the itchiness that pleas
To successfully get your attention.
Yes, my friends, this is an ode
An ode of odes made in my humble abode
To all those with allergies
Whose eyes water, nose gets stuffed, to those who sneeze
To those who must be weary of that dog
Slobbering after it's mornign jog
Yes my friends, you who have allergies are truly brave people.

Thank you, thank you! All right let's get to the point...this post is to show my new-found sympathy for those who are allergic to something, mainly because I have new-found allergice reactions this year! And I now find it so annoying to wake up sneezing your head off...eyes all watery and itchy (more itchy then my poison oak). Yes, but I can't complain (though...not being used to it, I do)...you all never make a word about it, so here is my ode to you all!!!