So anyways, I was getting to thinking. "You know what Damien?" "What?" "You haven't made a post in a while on your blog..." "that's so true, Damien. How bout I make one?" and so here I am making a post.
The world is changing, its now a fad to where your collar up like you're Count Dracula...Next thing you know we'll all be required to where fangs to be "cool". There is also the sunglasses thing...Why is it a fashion for people to where sunglasses that are only meant for your dad or someone because they're so big? I mean, is it the bigger the more range you have on being protected by the sun? Or is it carrying an extra pound (little exaggeration) on the top of your nose just one of those other "cool" things.
But! There is one thing that has been around that I must give props to...Flip flops. If a man doesn't like putting on shoes or socks every single day and needs to go somewhere where its all hot and sweaty, he doesn't need to worry about shoes anymore...because there are now flip flops! Though flip flops arent even that nice!!! Wouldnt it be cooler if the fashion was to where nothing at all on your feet? I would love that! Partially because I'm a laid back hippie though...But with feet, you can do a lot. Such as this: You're visiting a friends house and step on your lawn with your feet, you instantly know its never been mowed in its life or that it lacks water. Or...Say aliens attacked us and you're on the ground and something is too far away from your hands to reach that could save your life...You just use your toes! Its so easy, too!
Another thing I want is one of those chain necklaces. Or maybe they're called collars...Anyways they subject you like a dog and you're supposed to be cool in return...Pretty interesting.
Another fad is language now. If you're not quoting Napoleon Dynamite, then you're just a psychopathic LOSER! Also, I guess speaking with a slur is now cool...Or was that acting like you're bored? I wouldn't know, I'm too easily entertained. But the whole language thing is getting all weird. And for guys its a different thing...Its cool to use the Lords Name in vain and cuss like no other. Then its EVEN COOLER (I know, what can be cooler than blaspheming and cussing???) if you say simple sentences like you're a Neanderthal (no offense to those Neanderthals.): You simply reply to someone's LONG discussion to you with a simple..."Yeah". Maybe its because he cant here anything that other person says because its a fashion to listen to your mp3 player whenever...wherever. So I am done now. I think I'm going to go to Starbucks now, thats a fad I CAN follow! Oh wait, I dont drive. Well, I'm going to get some waffles then. TTFN ta ta for now! (thanks Jeeps for reminding me of that).
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"The wonderful thing about Jeeps, is that Jeeps are wonderful things; their tops are made of rubber and their bottoms are made of springs. But the really wonderful thing about Jeeps is that I'm the only one." I believe that 's how Tigger's song goes in the original "Winnie the Pooh", except for "Jeeps" is replaced by "Tiggers". TTFN (Ta-ta for now)!
BTW, great post, Damien. I guess I'm not as cool as I could/should be.
Sunglasses also have those cool diamonds on them... I should get a pair...
Oh wait! Haha whoops here are a few pointers in life.
1) It's hard to make a post in the morning when you're tired.
2) Where in terms of clothes is actually "wear" and here in terms of ears is actually "hears" so that brings us to
3) Study well in English if you want to do correct blogging!
4 and a half) Ethan, I dont quote Napoleon Dynamite too much...I'm just saying that's what I here all the time! Jeheez
I am in the airport right now.....very boring....
I don't.
hey family ill be seeing you soon i heart yall!!!!!;)
~calyn
"Where" fangs, Damien? F-!!! You FAIL!! Also..I have a pair of those overly-huge sunglasses and I love them (they're great for driving actually) As far as the short 'yeah' to a long statement, maybe the problem is not with the mp3 player (of which I also have) but the fact that the subject didn't understand half the words spoken by the speaker because of slurred speech. The dog collars are stupid, and cussing/blaspheming isn't a fad.. it is a way for the uneducated to communicate (drug code) The popped collar only looks good on some, and flip flops are one of the greatest things ever invented for feet! So...give me some of your tots!
Put that in your Kool-Aid and stir it!
~Steph (opinionated)
Ok ok ok. One...I heart ya too Calyn. Two...Maybe if you have those sunglasses for the purpose of driving you're fine, if not, then I stand by what I said. Maybe over where I live cussing is a fad and what not but a LOT of little kids are starting to cuss...alot.
three...Of course flip flops are the coolest things! But hey, feet would be better. Then we can play the guitar and sit with our feet in the grass and sing songs of peace and joy and prosperity and marij-.......uh..and peace!
You need to add smoking pot while playing those songs of joy. You should also drive a VW van with a green peace sticker on it to get to where you are going. Other than that I think you did good.
Oh, and Damien...
If you (truuly) were a hippie as you have made claims to be, you wouldn't shower, cut your hair, or be a conservative. Me thinks you're just laid back, not a laid back hippie.
~Steph
Hahahaha, props to Steph. Damien My hate for you has intensified and will continue to do so.
So will mine Jeeps...so will mine. Haha thanks for the props Reed, much taken and Steph...I think I would qualify as a hippie also because I love to put flowers in my ears! In CA, I'm probably one of the only laid back people around! But I'll take your point
im so cool lol jk wait no relly i am so cool
So anyways, I was getting to thinking. "You know what Damien?" "What?" "You haven't made a post in a while on your blog..." "that's so true, Damien. How bout I make one?"
.......*hint hint*...
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