So. One day we all got new pillows. But you see, my pillow wasnt too great: waaaay too fluffy. But I used it for a little whiles, just to see if I'd get used to it.
So. One day I was using Jonathan's super old, goose-looking lamp that can get really really hot, and I was using it in my bed while reading. I gots to finish reading whatever I was reading and put it down for the night. Then, I noticed my sheets werent tucked in or anythings like that. For some odd reason, I cared about that. I mean, I almost never care about the sheets being untucked..I usually sleep that way, too. But for some odd reason I was doing that...or I was stacking books at the foot of my bad (I'm on the top bunk, so I have to shove the books in the corner so my feet wont hit them). Either way I was distracted and so I start smelling something. I look around and think "Burnt popcorn?? Is someone breathing that smell??" (note: we had popcorn during a movie that night). "I dont remember it being burnt though.." so as I was pondering this and continuing my work I still wondered where the popcorn smell was from...finally, I finished whatever I was doing and turned to go to bed. That's when I noticed it. The lamp fell over onto my pillow...which started burning a nice hole right into the feathers of the pillow. Smoke came from the pillow and I found out where that popcorn smell was coming from. So, after some difficulties I put out the fire and tucked it away by the open window (our room smelled like burnt popcorn, though, for the whole night). Alas, I was finally able to use my nice, flat pillow again. Yay!!!!
And so ends Damien's epic story.
Peace out. Oh, props for the reminder of my little past...Now I cant wait to go to the Dugyons again to see and smell the new floor. ;-) But I still want to go to the Maher's even more to see MY BABY!!! Shan, did a dingo actually eat it? If so...I new I should've sued you long ago because I KNOW HOW TO PROTECT AWESOME SIGNS!!! The end
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Haha, that's happened to me before. Great post.
TTFN,
Jeeps.
Ooooohh!! I've done something like that before..... when I was really (REALLY) little....there was this one night where I did NOT want to turn my lamp off, and I didn't have a night-light.....sooooo, I placed a towel on top of my lamp to dim it a bit. Later on that night, my mom walked into the room and found out that the lamp had burned a hole through the towel!! There was a ton of smoke in the room and it didn't smell that great either :-P
*Note: I was probably only 4 or 5 when this happened...... ;-)
I guess you just grow up a bit slower than most. NAAAAA. And Damien, I don't even know about your baby yet.
Wow....that was rather harsh....
She lives!!! My baby lives!!! Yaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Haha, I'm guessing he's happy now. Great post Damien. I think that that has happened to everyone at least once in their lives. It did to me...once ;-)
....I had no idea you had a baby....you should bring him/her to church and introduce us all to him/her :-P
Thats impossible because I have her hostage at my house. :-p
Kat she was hanging up there on my wall. Didn't you see her? hahaha...
I see...Damien has a baby....and this baby, she is hanging up on your wall because you are holding her hostage....I sense hostility :-P.....this is rather interesting....Shan, I hope you know how to take care of babies and all....I bet it doesn't really like hanging up on your wall, though....
I mean *she* doesn't like hanging up on your wall....
Haha, you'd be surprised how ugly my baby is, though her handwriting is REALLY, EXTRA Groovy (except her back, its not too groovy)!! Shan, you better not sell my baby on Ebay!! Because, not only is it now a crime in China, it's unmoral!! Man, if only I could hold my baby again, just to hold her and wiggle my finger at her nose...she'd love that. You better be taking good care of her, Shan!! Make sure she's happy all hung up on the wall, and make sure you give her plenty of sunlight, my baby needs her sunlight. IF you have none, the lights will do, just leave it on for about a minute or so and my baby will be fine.
Damien don't worry I will NOT sell her. And she has had plenty of sun light. And I'm talking VERY good care of her. You saw her anyways. And Kat I DO know how to take care of HER. She's so beautifull! Anyways don't worry she's alive and having the time of her life. ;-)
Don't worry, Shan! I have extremely good faith in your abilities as a mother :-D *runs off laughing for a few moments* Yeah.....wow...babies
Why thank you so much Kat! *runs off laughing with kat for a few moments* Okay Thanks Kat...hahahaha...
Under the age for the legal guardian, that's all I have to say.
Well Jeeps, you see, this whole thing is illegal. My baby was stolen!! But its like one of those movies (at least, I hope its like one of those movies) where the person that steals the baby (Not pointing fingers at anyone, but I'll just say it was Shannon) gets attached because the baby is really cool and famous and has groovy handwriting, except on her back. Heck, my baby was made for a concert too! That just goes to show how famous she already is!! If you guys want to see my baby, go to Shannon's blog and look at Jonathan's post on American Idol. There you'll see Mr. Maher raising my baby like that one ape does on Lion King
Damien...that was Lance's sign that my dad was holding up. You can see her on the group photo with all of us. And Damien I did not STEAL her. You gave her to me. So there ya go.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!! I see....we're talking about some dumb sign again, aren't we?? I thought it was a REAL honest-to-goodness-kicking-and-screaming-
but-nevertheless-adorable baby!! Right....then I have nothing further to say about all this :-P
I saw that sign/baby. If you ask me, I hope law enforcement restores her to her rightful parent/legal guardian. Otherwise, she should be in the hands of a more mature person. Not to say that Shan's immature. It's just that I don't think she's ready to take on such a big responsibility.
Hey! I think I can handle her JP. If I have been taking care of her since August then I think I handle it. Besides Damien GAVE her to me! And Kat....where have YOU been??? So in the end she is going to stay with ME. Because she was givin to ME...not stolen.
I gave her to you just so you can hold her for a bit!!! Even though she was obviously fussy about you holding her I thought "Give Shan a chance" buuuuut no. What happened afterwards?? You take her from me!! I can here her now...crying....because she misses her Papa.
And Kat, dont ever call my baby a dumb sign EVER AGAIN!!! That's just mean...
But that's what she is!! Well...alright, scratch out the dumb...
Damien...we have gone through this before. You..GAVE..HER...TO...ME. When you left that night you said NOTHING! You just LEFT! So FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!! So pretty much..in a way YOU GAVE HER TO ME. And its to late. I'm keeping her! And thats the end of it. And Kat? Why are you so harsh to her? She's just a baby. I'm deffinatly not letting you babysit her for Thanksgiving...seeing how YOU treat awesome autographed signs...;-p
I couldn't care less about autographed signs......if she were a REAL baby I'd absolutely love her....
That's obviously why I wouldnt trust her with you, Kat. You have no respect for things like signs....sickening, really.
It's a SIGN!!!!!!!
*In a British accent* A sign, eh? So it's a bloomin' sign? How the bally did this post turn from burnt popcorn to a blinkin' sign?! Zounds, the world's gone mad!!! You American cads ARE funny. Well, ta-ta, pip-pip, cheerio, and all that, wot. Don't think I'll be wastin' anymore of me time here.
Kat, its an autographed sign! And she is beautiful! You saw her too! Your just mean...you can just forget about a babysitters job now! ;-)
Amen, Shannon!!! But I still want my baby back.
I don't think so Damien...
Soooooooooo who likes burnt popcorn??
Me!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, you're welcome for the reminder ;-)
........huh?
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
New Post!!!
Take your time Damien, nobody should tell you, the blogger in charge, when a new post should be made. Right?
Exactly! And don't worry Shan-M, I've been thinking I need a new post; all I need is something that gets me interested in a post. :-D
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