- ...And someone is holding his arms over you, try a shot from behind your back; I was able to do it twice in a row!
- Never play on the blacktop in the summer...barefoot. It's really painful, but boy oh boy does water feel good afterwards!
- Never guard Royce when you're playing in flip-flops...he likes to step on them and almost make you fall.
- Never shoot an arrow straight into the air...with wind. It'll fly about 100 feet away from you and scare the living poo out of your brother and friend...who are downwind (it wasn't that much wind really...just alot way up in the air) and about 100 feet away.
- Never squeeze/drop your jamba juice cup UNLESS you want to pour it into another cup and share it with your friends.
- Hahaha, never make sharp turns on your first day of driving with a permit at 25 miles an hour with food in the back seat. It's a good way to spill Mexican sauces all over the wrong kinds of food.
- Never say hi to a talkative person when you know you don't have the time to talk.
- Never eat two corndogs and then go on the "Gravitron" four times in a row just to look for a pair of sunglasses you won at a 25 cent machine, but lost on the ride.
- When angry at a video game, never throw your controller or bang your mouse.
- Don't eat spaghetti/sloppy food during a test.
- Never go around camp after hours with someone who gets scared really easily.
- Never give a kid who barely touches guns a rifle that has no safety.
- Never eat "coacoa pebbles" cereal when you're sick.
- Never give someone the shotgun seat when he loves to DJ at full sound.
- Never talk about how girls can be at a boys' camp.
- Never walk up to a dog in the parking lot when you're scared for you life of it
- Never drive a tractor in or near the mud.
- Never make jokes where they won't get it and you'll just have to end up explaining the complete details of the joke and why it is funny when, by the time you're done, it isn't funny anymore because the moment has passed.
And last but not least.
- Never mix up your words when your family already presumes you've drank just a bit too much....
Toodles!
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Never bring centerfires up to the Cranes' Cabins.
Never forget to take your allergy medication when you go to a party, especially if you JP because then you'll be so irritated you become a party pooper.
Never stand next to JC when he's shooting (he'll shoot your eye out).
Always be thurifer when Fr. Lebel says a High Mass.
Never ask Royce to watch your plate of food (it'll be gone when you come back). Hehe j/k!
Bravo Damien!
you left out some other important ones (or perhaps they were vaguely alluded to). ;-)
Or perhaps they're so commonly accepted by us, even though we fail at them all the time, that they were implied. Like sinning.
Such as....don't talk about certain things which aren't important in front of people who find them extremely important? Naw, no lesson learned there. :-p
Jeeps, what up with the centerfire and the Fr. Lebel ones? Mi afraid that mi no comprehende... :-(
Tu vives mucho distencia Damien! ;-P You are bound to no comprende!
Translation:(You live far away
Damien!)
Just kidding! Great post, although I believe you could of added MUCH more. :-)
~Shan
Yeah I guess I have to explain. With regards to the Fr. Lebel one, of you like a lot of smoke and incense (like me) you'll always want to be thurifer at a High Mass when the celebrant is someone who agrees with your tastes. And those priests always seem to be French. With regards to centerfire, what I mean is that don't make a combination out of Mike & David, centerfires, and steel plates.
And then I found ten,
Jeeps.
You should probably add "Never criticize sensitive guitar players about their music or playing" to your list ;-) I learned that one the hard way...
I have too, Kat. I have too. Don't worry about your little event though...I was there to calm things down. ;-)
Ahh, so maybe it was Fr. Lebel's Mass that caused me to write that poem about the fog inside St. Stephen's?? And you made a good point about the centerfire, Jeeps.
I live far away?! What's that supposed to mean!!! Crimony!! :-( Haha, maybe there'll be a post in the future: "That little chipmunk scared me II" and I'll put up more for ya'alls, eh?
Oh! One that just came to mind. Never go to the Mahers' little neighborhood without taking allergy medicine. Not to mention Never trust Conor when he and Birdy are leading you as a blind man throughout all the streets and he gets the instinctive urge to scare me. :-o
Haha, that reminds ME of another one...
Never trust anyone leading you around as a blind person when Damien is around trying to trip you
Oh! and never, ever talk to someone while looking through the pantry for taco seasoning. You might end up putting cinnamon in the tacos by mistake
Here's one that happened recently. :D
Never turn the sink on to wash your hands when dad is installing a new drain in that very sink right under you.
You know what?? That was an accident me tripping all ya people!! I'm clumsy! :-D That sounds good, though...cinnamon tacos :-d <-licking my lips right there
Damien, I saw you purposefully place your leg right in front of Royce (I was peeking :-D)
Never stand next to Kathleen while she's swinging a garbage bag around or you'll end up with a mouthful of nasty garbage-liquid-stuff in your mouth *blegh*
Never forget to take the trash out one week and pile it all in various black plastic garbage bags so that the person the next week will have to face hundreds of stinking maggots coming through the rip in the bag...
......It was an accident. :-D
ewwwww...How disgusting! :-) Oh, and I am SORRY you got sick Damien. And THANKFULLY I was not with you and Conman and Bridget when walking. Although here is one...
Never trust Royce to be your eyes while walking. He will take you to some random persons house and ring the door bell and leave you there.
lol!!
Oh and, we are all expecting some pics up here real soon, btw. ;-)
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