A Post For All Seasons

Wow that vid that Irene posted up is going around like wildfire. I've seen it everywhere, there is even this funny cartoon about it with American "Idle" where the fatman sings on it and the judges criticize. The website has some bad links, so sorry I cant post it, its not as funny as the MANA MANA video, now that was hilarious! Oh that and my hair is cut, I think I'm going to miss it alot... ;-D Ok well Skate Night should be fun, I'll be the king up there. :-p And I'll be schooling like no other. Now, here is my question....

A frog jumps 2 feet onto the road... he is trying to get across this road (which is 17 feet long), how many jumps will he need to take?

What Say You?

Hey ladies and gentlemen,

I have a plan, and I want to know if it WOULD go well... The plan is a blog, a blog about the news, news from tv, newspapers etc. Or news from a family, saying things like "Mommy had a baby!" "Please pray for..." and such. I can edit the template to have all these great links for the news, and if you guys send some websites, I can have them as links. Does this sound good? I want your guys' and gals' opinions.

AGHHHH!!!! ATTACK OF THE SPAMMERS!!!!

Ok guys, in my recent but extremely well post. (Guys comment on it for crying out loud :-D ) I had spammers from everywhere, there were six of them in less than half an hour. I got my hopes up and thought it was my loyal commenteers. But I guess not :'-( ... Anyways, we must find a way to stop these guys, this is becoming a little too crazy....

Another Props To My Mom

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Please pay no attention to the blue names, I have no clue what they are there for. And Try to add some if you can. I might have a few in mind for later :-D Read at your own risk.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground regarding this chicken.

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I originally voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN: That chicken crossed the road to steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross!

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order a t the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL: The chicken crossed the road because the chicken was gay - isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it - the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS :Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken went across the road, But as for the reason, I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY :The chicken crossed the road to die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE :It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was an historic inevitability that the chicken would cross the road.

CAPTAIN KIRK :The chicken crossed the road to boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook...and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And what is your definition of chicken, anyway?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE: And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken "THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD." And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

That's right, it's shiny!
With Regards

This is my hair at camp, my friends. Peace on
With Regards

It's a Post Baby

Ok fellows, it's been a while since I've put in a pointless post, but who knows if it will end up pointless? It's just all about how you look at it.

Well it's been about a month since I've had a haircut, and now I can almost say it's like Ethans. It's long, shaggy, and it earned me the name "hippie" from my dad. I almost wanted to cry. But you guys I don't think have seen it like it is right now. But the barber person is booked until next Wednesday, so maybe this Sunday you guys will see. I even tamed my hair also. If I want I can make it shake just like Ethan did on my awesome vid.
Well school is almost gone for me... just a quarter and I'm done. But I need suggestions on a Revolutionary War book that has certain descriptions of battles, rather of diaries, if you can help, I'd appreciate it alot.
The camping trip with the Burns was also pretty flipping sweet. It consisted of hunting, shooting, fishing, and lots of other fun. You guys should all seriously come down to our place for some fun camping.
Ok, now let's see, it's question time... uhhh ok there we go. What is everyone's favorite book? Modern, classic, it doesnt matter. Just make sure it's posted nicely, and I'd appreciate it.
Once again, peace on my friends!

Ok here is a pic of our dog, Risa, I'd have to say she was the best dog we ever had. She was a goofball though, as you can see here.
With Regards

Please Leave A Message...

Ok guys this came up to me not long ago. If you guys had an answering machine to yourself, how would you tell the callers to leave a message?

I'll be gone camping again, and will be back late Saturday, till then.

Yeah here's both our cats. I think they enjoyed Des' lap a bit. Also there'll be posts of pics at Sweetwater later, so stay tuned.
With Regards

This is our other cat when we first got her. She hasnt changed much, she's still more energetic, older, fluffier furred, and playful then our other cat. Her name is Mina
With Regards

Yeah, heres a close up on our stray. She's the one that's fat, always begging for food, but the one that's good for petting.
With Regards

How Does It Work?

Well guys it's that time. I'd have to say that I've done nothing interesting for questions but I will ask one after my talk on Sweetwater.

Oh oh it's magic! You know! Well, Sweetwater was a blast, the cabin was no cabin at all, but everything there was great. The end. What we did will not be told just for my fun's sake. HAHAHA.

Well since I have not read anything remotely interesting, I will post on the last interesting thing I had read. No not static electricity. That's too boring, but YESSSSS Lasers baby. Ok I don't really know how they work, but what I got from the book was that lasers are consisted of a gem or ruby of some sort and it's inside all these mirrors. Someway I can't remember the ruby is activated and the ruby takes up (with the help of the mirrors, if they are mirriors) all the matter inside. It shoots off an extremely powerful light source that is able to blow things up cuz it takes the matter away from it or something. Is someone able to fill me in on how come this isnt used by the military wholeheartedly? Is it because it's inhumane? It is wasteful of matter and can only be used once? Or is it because of both? Anyways if you don't believe what a laser does. I have the book, which says that some lasers are used to destroy incoming missles and are only used once because of all the matter inside the ruby is destroyed. And also I have a sweet pic of what a laser can do to this tall silo (not missle silo, mind you). But leave your thoughts on my confusing, late night written topic. Peace on mates!

A Post And I'm Out

Ok Guys and Gals, here is the exciting question brought to you by none other than the Amazing Captain Dameo Speedos (Where's my sidekick?).

What is everyone's favorite comic, and tell me why it's your favorite, whether it's intense, loving (Mark Trail), liberal, funny, complex, mind boggling and so on?

Now Do-Se-Do

Alright everyone it's that posting time again.

Fr. Dodgeball is now gone, but I think there was a party that everyone will be sure to remember on account of serious dodgeballage and dancing. Though the dancing was kind of hard (our square dance group was so terrible and I have alot of people that will hopefully back me up on this), yet really fun. And the kind of non-dancing that happened when the dodgeballers first joined the dance was really funny (the circle thing).
Now dodgeball was really fun also. And it was so packed in the gym, but I don't think I cared one bit. It was just some serious fun. Also there was the top ten list in which I proudly was number 6 (but Lance and Royce smoked me on that one). But it brings up this really serious question, who in everyone's opinion, would belong on the top ten list. I want to see everyone's opinion on this right? Right! The girls if they want can make a top ten girl list (there are about only ten girls that play, but it's all good). Peace :-) > (The little sideways > is the guy's fingers giving the peace sign, I hope...

Screaming at the Top of My Lungs

Yeah, so today my cousin came over, which is pretty tight. She rarely comes over and it's good to see some family. I have not yet started reading Harry Potter book 6, but rather refreshing up to the sixth book from book three. I'm still Catholic though so don't you guys worry about a thing. Now here's my question of the year.

What would you say is the most interesting thing you read school wise. Now I don't mean a book that is really good, I mean something that you learned in school, say... science, math, history. Anything of that sort. I'll get to mine after some comments come.

I'll Have to Take a Java

K guys this is for all of you that like coffee. I hear all about how Starbucks (Heck I like it), but has anybody been to Java Detour? Man that outclasses Starbucks like no other. I had a caramel mocha... oh man the caramel was so fresh, as with the chocolate and whipped cream, the caramel literally melted in my mouth! The whipped cream didnt get all chunky like Starbucks does also. Even Desiree says that the white chocolate milk or something or rather is so much better. If you guys can, go for a Java Detour. Oh and our internet is going really poor right now. we're only getting 40% of the connection of what we're supposed to. The internet guys are saying it's our tree, spam and all these excuses. I just hope it's the trees, then we'll shave the top and bam! Thanks and Good Night. Peace out

Captain Dameo Speedos