Sunday, August 27, 2006

An Ode to Sisters

I now see the importance of a sister. Or at least a really girly guy.

You see, Desi* was gone for five days and boy...it was quiet. When she came back things have been more relieving and such. So I figured to myself that I have now figured out the true purpose of sisters.

Sisters arent in any way meant to be just annoying, which is obviously one of their natures. But they're also meant to be talkative. And this is a true gift from God, mind you. You see, with Desi* gone, things just felt empty. EMPTY! Desi* comes back and you hear the same things over and over, and somehow....its a good thing. It's hard to explain, but I think being annoying and talkative at the same time can be a relief to people who despise utter silence, it must be the purpose of the sister!

Sisters have another purpose though. Sisters are the ones with the weird styles, class, etc. As in they like the weirdest things! One example of a song that I'm sure everyone can relate to...SOS. Because I have a sister, I would hear that song at LEAST two times a day. Once it was five altogether in one day...Trust me, it was terrible. Another example is "Hips dont Lie"....Blegh. That's all there is to it. But this gets me to thinking again. Yet another purpose of the sister is to demonstrate to everyone else that life is hard and cruel in mysterious ways! And that people you're going to meet in the future will be like your sister. So there is another good thing about sisters. You get used to that weird, annoying, talkative being so much that when you meet someone exactly the same in college or something like that, it'll be like they're your best friend, even though they're uber annoying and talkative! For those without sisters, they'll just be sitting there, staring and thinking, "Ok......this girl likes to sing Kelly Clarkson in the public.......during a movie!" What goes along with the purpose of a sister also is that you learn to be gentleman-like...no matter how much your sister hates it, overuses it "I'm the girl so that's why!" etc. You just learn. Thanks to Des*, if some girl untunes my guitar for no stinking reason at all...I wont blow up! Just get really annoyed.

One last thing I'm glad I've learned because of Des* is that girls CAN ACTUALLY BE NICE! So now in the future if some girl laughs at a joke or doesnt completely put me down I wont be startled and amazed at a girl actually being nice. I'll be somewhat jolted, because it's very rare, but I wont be jaw-dropped or anything.

So there you have it. This is my load of scat concerning sisters. Hope you enjoy this completely random (but not as boring as Lance's post) topic!

Damien

* Note: Desi is just an example for a name of the average sister. Desi is in fact the sweetest sister I've ever met and had. Desi is not an average sister either, she is in fact her own...nothing like all you other annoying, talkative, sometimesreallynicebutatcompletelyrandomtimes, sisters out there. She's the best.

39 comments:

Jeeps said...

"No fighting."

-Lance said...

Jeeps, don't sing that song.

Kat said...

Hahahaha, Damien this is probably your best post yet

Dameo said...

Thank you thank you you're much too kind! Jeeps.....WTH is that? Are you one of those girly guys? Haha. Des......once can I just refigure your radio...once? Please!?

sHANNON said...

ROCK ON DESI!!And awesome post Damien. Hahaha Desi remember "what happeneds at camp stays at camp" :-p
Even though Ethan already knows about the Parents skit.

-Shan,M

Blitzkrieg said...

I say, I say, the girls made fun of people while they were at camp. How rude!!! The boys never make fun of people except for mrs. chaw. And yes dameo it was great without two sisters talking all the time. I loved it. HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Lance said...

What's a household without a sister poking your side all the time?

Jeeps said...

Krieg, who's Mrs. Chaw?

Dameo said...

Chewbacca, hahaha.

Yes, and Sisters are great for when you dont want someone to get angry at you for touching their pen. ;-)

Jeeps said...

Oh you mean the lady who owns the camp and chews tobacco.

Dameo said...

Yeah....Chewbacca

Blitzkrieg said...

Dameo try two sisters who are about the same age, when one is not talking the other is. You can also think of four sisters. One who is older than you and tells you that you are never right. The same two as discribed above. The last just a little one but never stops yelling. It was sooooooo great when two of them left. Just now the oldest left and it will be a little bit better.

Jeeps said...

Yo, Dameo, I'm still waiting for you to post your cabin pics.

Dameo said...

Patience Grasshopper. Patience. You know not the ways of a blogger, for you have never really been a true blogger, being that you have no blog to care for like a child. Patience.

Reed, all the more easier for you in the future when you are out of the house! ;-)

Blitzkrieg said...

Yo, Dameo, I'm still waiting for you to post your cabin pics.

Blitzkrieg said...

give us pics.

Blitzkrieg said...

give us pics.

Blitzkrieg said...

give us pics Nowwww!!!

Jeeps said...

So it begins!..........................................................................BTW Dameo, I do have a blog; had one for quite some time. Just haven't posted anything on until this month. So here it is...my apprentice: http://theabodeofassasinjeeps.blogspot.com

Dameo said...

Reed...Shutup ;-)

Mark, thanks for the comment. It was much appreciated. It's good to start off a day seeing a comment like that. :-)

Jeeps...Congrats man! I hope you know what blogging is all about though... ;-)

Blitzkrieg said...

Dameo...Shutup ;-)You know nothing about blogging, only bloggers can blogg. If it wasn't for us your blogg would not be.

Jeeps said...

Nice one Kriegscum!

Dameo said...

Except when you're blogging its on a blog, not a blogg! Haha shutdown!

Dameo said...

I sense a fight brewing.....

Blitzkrieg said...

One can make a blog but not bloggers for a blog. The blog would be pointless without bloggers.;-)

Blitzkrieg said...

Wait!! You might be a blogger Dameo, I never thought of that. NAAAAAAAA

-Lance said...

Hey Damien your evil self commented on my thoughts. It was I who sensed a fight. Not him. Destroy it quick!

Dameo said...

Reed. I just have this to say to end all your nonsense. ;-) A blogger can help with comments, but what makes him desireable to make a comment? The post. The better the post, the more the comments. For example: You make a blog that would be only pictures( like mine in the olden days) and small posts, all you would get would be at most a ten commented post. Irene's blog would have some posts containing around 100 comments because of contraversy, a wise choice for a post to get the desired comments, dont you think?Of late I've exceeded at most ten comments, as you can see...Thanks to my posts but also partially thanks to your comments! Thanks and good day.

Blitzkrieg said...

Well I will make it a even better place by posting the 33 comment. If it were not for me it would not be. HEHEHE

Dameo said...

Mark? In the words of Steph from Mn...did you inhale your lunch today? Haha thank you guys so much for the comments making my post so famous! Mark, that was an interesting story too. ;-)

Kat said...

hahahaha wow Damien, your blog was never more popular...though I think you'd have to thank the Pillies with their awesome comments

Jeeps said...

Heck, and I thought that David was on something. Pillies seem to be having a lot of fun on...whatever it is.

Dameo said...

Mark, I'm so glad to have a strong supporter like you. I've never known you to be so....supportive? :p But anyways, if you've got bugs on the keyboard we call that a virus! Haha so I'd suggest you scan your computer for bugs and kill them all (that can be to your preference on the killing). I saw a Wheevil the other day...almost killed it but I had to go to a peace festival so I never got the chance for a picture.. Anyways, thanks for making my blog worthwhile!

Jeeps said...

Talking about pictures, thinking of posting your pics from our trip up to your cabins on your blog?

-Lance said...

Woah..... Mark, you came back to blogging with a BOOM I'd say. Man, you are all over the place in this blogging world.

Dameo said...

Nobody has patience anymore...maybe I'll make a post on that. Sheesh. I mean, I come back from hunting with the Mikes all day and I see this! Sickening!

Jeeps said...

Who's the Mikes?

Dameo said...

Mike McGrath's*

TCB said...

yea